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Beximus

Originating from England, this creature can be found hunting in the wilds of Europe for any scraps of British cuisine it can find. Though bad tempered, it can be tamed quickly and hassle free with biscuits.
Jul 27 '14

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

(Source: lolzsapphire)

Jul 27 '14

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

It’s that smile at the end….

(Source: aryanstark)

Jul 27 '14

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda)

Jul 27 '14

supercargautier:

manifestingwomanist:

bushtitfeminist:

jadelyn:

enterprisingly:

This is the same man.

This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!” imo.  On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this.  On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.

Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.

COMMENTARY

Women don’t treat men the way men treat women.

it’s also worth noting that despite all the geeks complaining about women’s impossible standards, the fantasy on the right sets a really really easy low bar to meet:

"cool clean friendly non-aggressive man who will cook a food for u"

yep what an unfair standard to be subjected to

Yeah, but my mum’s a filthy cow and keeps calling him Huge Jackman by accident.

(Source: commandercait)

Jul 27 '14

voiceofnature:

Every time people say animals don’t have feelings, I show them this.

25 Of The Best Parenting Moments In The Animal Kingdom

I like the one of the bear taking his son for a quick piss by the side of the road on their way to Disney Land.

Jul 27 '14
godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

Jul 27 '14

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

Jul 27 '14

sherlock-hannibal:

Hannibal vs Mads | Season 2 [x]

Season 1

Jul 27 '14

(Source: sandandglass)

Jul 27 '14
ramblingsoflaur:

I can always work goats into a conversation. It amuses me.

ramblingsoflaur:

I can always work goats into a conversation. It amuses me.